Dirk stayed put and watched in silence as Jane and Jake made a rather abrupt entrance. Why the actual fuck were they hiding in that tree, anyway? He was going to run over to assist, but Jane... had everything under control? Huh. The healing powers were new. (Why hadn't she told him about that? And since when could Jake actually manifest his powers like that?)
He stuck around just long enough to write down his pesterchum for Karkat (and honestly, that was one message he'd actually be happy to let Hal answer for him), before walking (as casually as he could appear) over to Jake and Jane.
"What the fuck you two?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "I leave you alone for five minutes and you nearly break Jake's arm? Why the hell were you hiding in a tree, anyway?"
Mama Bear Dirk can't leave you kids alone for a second - (Jake, Jane, Feferi)
He stuck around just long enough to write down his pesterchum for Karkat (and honestly, that was one message he'd actually be happy to let Hal answer for him), before walking (as casually as he could appear) over to Jake and Jane.
"What the fuck you two?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "I leave you alone for five minutes and you nearly break Jake's arm? Why the hell were you hiding in a tree, anyway?"