"WHAT. THE. FUCK." For a moment Karkat just stood there staring at the two newcomers who had literally just crash landed into the middle of their gathering. In the next moment, he decided that it was about time he started rolling with the punches. Because the punches were starting to layer on so thick and fast that if he didn't roll with them he would rapidly find himself beaten to the ground.

"Just what this meeting needed. More fucking shenanigans. Falling from the sky." Karkat decided that he had become numb to this shit show. He had accepted his fate.

"Now please tell me someone here knows first aid." Karkat was back to business, starting to march up to where the two had fallen and glowering around at everyone assembled. "I know basic shit but not 'I just fell twenty feet out of a fucking tree' shit. Also if someone wants to volunteer to drive this guy to the hospital that would be great. The fucking hospital within the first twenty minutes. As soon as this meeting is over I am applying for the Worst First Meeting Ever Attempted award."