Fuck, she got away. Maybe not in the most graceful way possible, but it was still pretty fucking good. Karkat tried to be glad that they would have someone with talent on their team but only managed to feel extremely bitter.
FUCK THIS. He did not have time to be goofing around and play fighting. This was supposed to be fucking serious, was anyone else in this entire group even trying to get shit done? Karkat needed a whistle. Preferably one loud and high-pitched enough to cause pain. What a bunch of assholes. Kanaya owed him one. No, no, he shouldn't be mad at Kanaya, he had volunteered to do this. Kanaya was the one asshole that hadn't been an asshole to him.
Grouchily, he got to his feet and made a point of dusting himself off. Time to address little miss Fuck You And Your Leadership. Did that make Dave her little mister Fuck You And Your Leadership? The two did seem to know each other. Wait this wasn't a fucking conspiracy was it? Okay wow, now was not the time to get paranoid. He was getting distracted. He still needed to say something to... Feferi? because this shit would NOT fly.
"Now is NOT the fucking time for this shit. I get you're trying to be cute about 'being prepared for anything' but some of us are trying to coordinate a shitload of fuckfaces into a team and no one here is taking it seriously but me. This isn't some fucking free-for-all so chain your ass down and work on stance, like I fucking told you to do in the first place." Karkat hesitated for a moment before adding awkwardly, "But not bad. Remember that monsters will probably have different fields of vision than you're used to." He WAS supposed to be teaching her, after all. Sneak attacks could be an important skill to develop.
Re: Just clown fishing around!
FUCK THIS. He did not have time to be goofing around and play fighting. This was supposed to be fucking serious, was anyone else in this entire group even trying to get shit done? Karkat needed a whistle. Preferably one loud and high-pitched enough to cause pain. What a bunch of assholes. Kanaya owed him one. No, no, he shouldn't be mad at Kanaya, he had volunteered to do this. Kanaya was the one asshole that hadn't been an asshole to him.
Grouchily, he got to his feet and made a point of dusting himself off. Time to address little miss Fuck You And Your Leadership. Did that make Dave her little mister Fuck You And Your Leadership? The two did seem to know each other. Wait this wasn't a fucking conspiracy was it? Okay wow, now was not the time to get paranoid. He was getting distracted. He still needed to say something to... Feferi? because this shit would NOT fly.
"Now is NOT the fucking time for this shit. I get you're trying to be cute about 'being prepared for anything' but some of us are trying to coordinate a shitload of fuckfaces into a team and no one here is taking it seriously but me. This isn't some fucking free-for-all so chain your ass down and work on stance, like I fucking told you to do in the first place." Karkat hesitated for a moment before adding awkwardly, "But not bad. Remember that monsters will probably have different fields of vision than you're used to." He WAS supposed to be teaching her, after all. Sneak attacks could be an important skill to develop.
With that, Karkat turned to talk away.