Jade growled this time - she really couldn't help herself - but she just managed to get herself under control. Oh, Vriska wanted the scientific method, did she?
"Hypothesis!" Jade declared, stepping back to give her some room and to keep Vriska from shoving her again. She cast a glance around the room, and her eyes landed on an eight-ball. "If I hit test subject with an eight ball, she will squawk and clutch at her head like the moronic fuckwad she is!"
"Materials! One eight ball and one test subject, who needs to shut her stupid asshole mouth about things she doesn't know about." With a flick of her hand, an eightball from the floor hovered behind Vriska, ready to be deployed.
"Method! Use my very scientific powers to knock test subject in the back of the head with the eight ball. Results will be obtained through audio-visual observation from a distance of," she glanced at the ground to get a rough estimate, "a meter and a half."
With that said, the ball launched itself at the back of Vriska's head as fast as Jade could move it. Jade kept a close eye out, ready to declare her "Results" and "Conclusions" as soon as she got a reaction out of the other girl.
Here's your scientific method
"Hypothesis!" Jade declared, stepping back to give her some room and to keep Vriska from shoving her again. She cast a glance around the room, and her eyes landed on an eight-ball. "If I hit test subject with an eight ball, she will squawk and clutch at her head like the moronic fuckwad she is!"
"Materials! One eight ball and one test subject, who needs to shut her stupid asshole mouth about things she doesn't know about." With a flick of her hand, an eightball from the floor hovered behind Vriska, ready to be deployed.
"Method! Use my very scientific powers to knock test subject in the back of the head with the eight ball. Results will be obtained through audio-visual observation from a distance of," she glanced at the ground to get a rough estimate, "a meter and a half."
With that said, the ball launched itself at the back of Vriska's head as fast as Jade could move it. Jade kept a close eye out, ready to declare her "Results" and "Conclusions" as soon as she got a reaction out of the other girl.