"Okay, okay calm down Jape, I didn't realize this Dirk guy was such a big deal." Vriska rolled her eyes defiantly. "Feferi is... something," She struggled a moment to find an adequate adjective for her, settling reluctantly on 'something' with a sigh. Her eyes glazed over, smiling and staring off into the distance dreamily as he talked shit about her. "Isn't she aaaaaaaawful."

"You know what you need Jake England? That's your name right? What you need is a good old fashion cheering up. You're being such a bummer. It's really lame, and frankly you're wasting what could've been a pretty spectacular day." She flashed a menacing grin at him. "So, loser, are you gonna get off this bench and carpe diem or whatever? Or do I have to push you off this bench myself?" Vriska stood up suddenly, putting a foot up on the bench, posed dramatically like a pirate staking claim over a chest of treasure.