"That's the spirit!!!!!!!!" Vriska yelled, smacking him on the back in a congratulatory fashion when he got up. She laughed a little as he took the ass kicking and ran with it. "Now go out there and fuck some shit up Jake not-a-joke English!" She smiled toothily, truly the picture of good will.

"You see that, waaaaaaaay out on the horizon?" She spoke in a hush, pointing off into the distance. "That's your DESTINY out there. Now go get 'em tiger!" She smacked him on the bum, intending to send him off into... whatever was out there that he needed to go do that wasn't pathetically weeping on a park bench.