When Jane introduced them, once more, Jake realized he'd forgotten to let someone know a vital piece of information and actually smacked his head briefly. He then took the proffered hand and shook it strongly and vigorously.

"Oh codswollop! I'm terribly sorry. I seem to have forgotten to let you know my name even though you said yours earlier. As you can see, I'm not the greatest with socializing. Janey, here has actually told me I can be socially stupid," he laughed, pulling his hand back and listening as Dirk continued. Jake then turned to Jane to clarify the ass-kicking statement.

"While I have not kicked his ass, I have asked for a bout of fisticuffs seeing as I still don't appreciate the prank last night and him speaking with you in such an ill manner." Toward the end, his eyes slid over to Dirk as if accusing the blond of doing wrong to the lovely woman next to him.