logah | Teleporting Blues [Open to Anybody*]

The day had started off normally enough. It was a wonderful spring day, and Jade was spending her time outside on campus, basking in the sun and warm air. The winter was fun, sure, but the snow got tiring after a while, and having the freedom of walking around outside in a tank-top and airy skirt was so wonderful!

The only thing slightly less wonderful about this was the fact that with spring came flowers. And flowers were great! Their pollen, considerably less so.

"A-CHOO!"

Very suddenly, Jade was no longer on campus, but somewhere in the woods, with nobody else in sight. She blinked, surprised, before her nose started to tickle again.

"A-CHOO!"

Now she was on the roof of a very, very tall building, the wind buffeting her hair around. Naturally, some of it brushed past her nose, and she could feel that encroaching, tickling sense in the back of her sinuses again.

"A-CHOO!"

Where would she end up next?

((*OOC Note: While this is open to anybody who wants Jade to appear very suddenly in their vicinity (as she will keep teleporting somewhere new with every sneeze) I'm gonna put a soft cap of five different threads resulting from this.))

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That wasn't Helen... But Vriska knew that voice.

"Jade? What the hell are you doing in my house?!" Vriska approached her, lowering the detergent... for now. "Why did you come all the way here to borrow pepper and feathers? From ME of all people? Don't you have like, baking soda volcanoes to go make or something nerd?" Vriska sneered. She hoped reducing her lab tests to science fair grade projects would draw an entertaining reaction.

"Hey wait. Wasn't my door locked?"

A growl built up at the back of Jade's throat, but she tried to restrain herself. Vriska was just trying to get a rise out of her - and she knew that! So she needed to keep calm so that she could sneeze and get out of here...

"The projects I'm working on are way more complicated than baking soda volcanoes! Depending on our results, we could change the whole way that people look at physics-"

Well, she'd tried. Jade shook her head, trying to redirect her thoughts back to the important thing here.

"Anyways, I teleported in by accident! If you could just give me something so I can sneeze, I will be gone, okay? So just try and cooperate for once!"

"Oooh, did I hit a nerve Bill Nye?" Vriska taunted. Jade was soooooooo much fun to pick on. "Wouldn't want your potato-powered clock to blow a fuse or anything."

Vriska raised an eyebrow. Jade can teleport now? Interesting. "Physics nerd says she can teleport, huh? Isn't that, oh, I dunno... scientifically impossible? Where's your lab report on unicorns? Is your thesis on magic, too?" Vriska was well aware that Jade was likely telling the truth about her power, but it was too tempting to resist belittling her further. Maybe she'd even get a demonstration of Jade's abilities if she kept pushing her buttons.Or pushed her. Literally.

Vriksa eyed Jade threateningly, readying herself to trip the bespectacled bean pole.
"Where's your scientific method now, huh?!" Vriska teased, giving Jade a shove.

Jade growled this time - she really couldn't help herself - but she just managed to get herself under control. Oh, Vriska wanted the scientific method, did she?

"Hypothesis!" Jade declared, stepping back to give her some room and to keep Vriska from shoving her again. She cast a glance around the room, and her eyes landed on an eight-ball. "If I hit test subject with an eight ball, she will squawk and clutch at her head like the moronic fuckwad she is!"

"Materials! One eight ball and one test subject, who needs to shut her stupid asshole mouth about things she doesn't know about." With a flick of her hand, an eightball from the floor hovered behind Vriska, ready to be deployed.

"Method! Use my very scientific powers to knock test subject in the back of the head with the eight ball. Results will be obtained through audio-visual observation from a distance of," she glanced at the ground to get a rough estimate, "a meter and a half."

With that said, the ball launched itself at the back of Vriska's head as fast as Jade could move it. Jade kept a close eye out, ready to declare her "Results" and "Conclusions" as soon as she got a reaction out of the other girl.

Vriska scoffed at Jade as she made her speech. "Are you really reciting the scientific method at me right now? Really?" But she had spoken too soon. Looming ominously behind her was her (not so) trusty magic eight ball, ready to be deployed directly at the back of her head by her nerdy adversary.

The eight ball smacked into the back of Vriska's head with a hollow thunk, much like that of a ripe watermelon.. "WHAT THE FUCK JADE????????" Vriska did indeed squawk, and reached a hand gingerly to the back of her head to caress the now-forming knot.

The ball rolled a short ways after bouncing across the floor merrily. As many times as Vriska had cursed at the novelty toy, it probably felt about as vindicated as a cheap plastic fortune teller could.

"Results!" Jade declared, triumphantly. "The test subject did indeed squawk like a moron, confirming my hypothesis! Conclu-" Jade's nose wrinkled up. She could feel another sneeze coming on. Suddenly she didn't want to leave. She needed to get the last word in!

"Conclusion!" she tried again. "The test subject, Vriska Serket, is a- a- A-CHOO!!"

And then, just like that, Jade was gone again.

Teleporting Blues [Open to Anybody*]

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Vriska: 8e cooper8tive... PSYCHE!

Here's your scientific method

Squawk like a moronic fuckwad and clutch your head ====>

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