Kanaya: Check up on fellow god ==> | Closed to Dave

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Kanaya sat alone in her apartment, tearing into a defrosted steak and tapping away at her laptop. Karkat had left earlier that morning after providing her with Dave's handle.

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

GA: Hello Dave This Is Kanaya
GA: Im Contacting You To Inquire After Your Health Subsequent To Last Nights Treacherous Developments
GA: I Hope You Are Faring Well Both Physically And Psychologically

Comments

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TG: man the way you talk is great ngl
TG: like a really polite alien or something
TG: no offense
TG: and i guess you took all the capitals i can never be bothered with

TG: yeah like a water bender am i right
TG: or have you not seen that show

TG: cool
TG: hes really defensive of me but hes alright now
TG: just dealing with fishbitch
TG: uh actually thats no longer a thing i should call her i guess
TG: since she healed me and all
TG: id still avoid dirk if i were you
TG: he holds a grudge like no one else

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GA: It Is Fortunate Then That We Maintain The Equilibrium Of Conversation In That Respect Although I Do Wonder Where All The Excess Punctuation Has Absconded Perhaps It Formed A Cult Of Some Fashion In A Distant Recess Of The Internet

GA: My Sister And I Were Engrossed With Avatar The Last Airbender As Preteens She Adored The Feminist Undertones And The Group Dynamics Appealed To My Childhood Penchant For Virtuous Aggregations Of Multitalented People
GA: Coincidentally I Always Aspired To Be As Much Of A Protective Force As Katara Fought To Be

GA: Im Uncertain What She Has Inflicted Upon You But I Do Believe That Feferi Has Her Heart In An Honest Place No Matter How Aggressive A Likeness Her Brusque Actions Lend Themselves To
GA: Ill Heed Your Advice Because You Undoubtedly Have The Most Extensive And Cross Researched Expertise On Your Brother Which I Suspect Is Only Rivaled By Jane But In Addition I Request Your Counsel On The Best Method Of Improving His Perception Of Me I Feel That It Is Important That We Cooperate As A Group As Much As Is Feasible

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TG: maybe we'll meet someone who communicates in morse code
TG: thatd account for all this missing punctuation
TG: although comma cult sounds like a cool band name or something
TG: period cult on the other hand
TG: sounds like something very different

TG: shit if thats what you liked about avatar you must be loving this superhero shit
TG: did karkat tell you i can wield fire now
TG: dunno if you were really with to see that
TG: guess this means i have to go on a quest to regain my HONOUR
TG: maybe get a cool facial scar

TG: yeah shes just overbearing in all the worst ways
TG: and thats coming from someone with a brother whose every ulcer has my name on it
TG: a guy cant take a walk without him texting thinking ive been kidnapped

With good reason, but Kanaya didn't need to know that.

TG: uhh
TG: getting on dirks good side is
TG: an enigma
TG: at this point just keep your distance
TG: and don't let him catch you interacting with me

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GA: That Is Reminiscent Of Samuel 202 From Housetrapped And Hopefully Despite Cultural Literary Precedent I Do Not Entice A Curse Grounded In Irony Upon Our Group With My Conjecture But With Any Amount Of Good Fortune We Will Not Actually Encounter Any Extraterrestrials Our Situation Is Convoluted As It Is

GA: Yeah Karkat Filled In The Gaps In My Memory Well Enough That My Brain Feels More Like A Sponge Than Pockriddled Granite So I Am Fully Aware Of His Perspective Of The Nights Events
GA: Im Certain Such A Journey Would Prove Itself Quite Memorable Though I Expect You Would Need A Well Balanced Group Of Benders To Properly Attain Your Destiny
GA: Im Certain Feferi Would Be Happy To Facilitate Your Expedition Of Personal Fulfillment Although No One Has Shown An Affinity For Fictile Arts But Perhaps Jades Physical Manipulation Abilities Would Be A Suitable Surrogate For The Position

Now that they were talking about Avatar, though, Kanaya had the perfect idea for his replacement shirt... he was just shorter than her, but still skinnier, so she couldn't use herself or Karkat as a basis. She hummed. (Later Feferi would happily oblige her hunt for his measurements.)

GA: Alright I Suppose I Will Endeavor To Circumvent Future Interactions Between Dirk And I
GA: That Is A Shame You Have Been Extremely Pleasant To Converse With

His chattering rivaled her own in length and color and had almost completely dispelled the guilt she felt over attacking him. He and Rose were most definitely related.

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TG: holy shit you know housetrapped
TG: i did not take you for the type to read shitty webcomics
TG: i should link you to mine
TG: a little shameless self advertising
TG: it makes housetrapped look like a literary masterpiece though

TG: thats true
TG: i mean jane has her weird plant related abilities that can count for an earth bender right
TG: but TZ has the blind badass position filled
TG: together they equal toph i guess

TG: i mean i dont mind hanging with you
TG: or at least talking on here
TG: im not supposed to lie to dirk anymore though so thatll present an issue
TG: whatever we'll make it work
TG: you and rose are a thing arent you?

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GA: I Would Be Amenable To Such An Exchange I Enjoy Perusing The Creative Achievements Of Others On Occassion

GA: What
GA: I Mean
GA: I Wouldnt Claim We Are A Thing In Any Official Capacity I Rather Think That Would Be Very Presumptuous Of Me To Assume That When We Have Yet To Discuss The Current Compostion Of Our Contingency But In Addition I Wouldnt Revel In Conveying A Forceful Appearance Through My Aspirations The Last Thing I Would Want To Do Is Cause Her Feelings Of Distress In The Friendship We Already Possess Jeopardizing That Would Be A Solecism Of The Gravest Manner For Me To Commit
GA: Um Also I Apologize For The Abruptness Of My Departure But I Have To Finalize The Hem On An Commission A Costumer Is Expecting From Me Presently
GA: Please Believe That This Is Unrelated To Our Previous Order Of Business I Am Not Decamping Simply To Avoid Further Discussion And Therefore Embarrassment Engendered By My Own Inability To Cease Expatiation On The Subject Presented

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

GA: Really

grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

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Dave grinned behind his computer screen. Haha, wow, bingo.

TG: sure thing i'll send it along later

TG: have fun with your very sudden preoccupation
TG: i completely believe you it had nothing to do with anything i said at all
TG: not a thing

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA}