Dirk hadn't spent much time on Craigslist since Feferi had started covering his rent, but he still occasionally browsed the listings. It often provided him with an easy way to make money. When he came across someone in desperate need of a simple repair, he wasted no time before sending them a message.

timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

TT: I'll get right to the point.
TT: I can fix your coffee maker.
TT: The bathrobe isn't necessary.
TT:
TT: Shit.
TT: That's not what I meant.